Can you imagine the clusterfuck that would be the Shakespeare fandom?
“I CANT WAIT FOR HIS NEW PLAY”
“LOL ROMEOxTYBALT OTP FUCK DA POLICE”
“JULIET IS SUCH A MARY SUE OMG.”
“WHY DO PEOPLE HATE ON CALIBAN? IT’S NOT HIS FAULT HE’S UGLY”
“TITANIA IS MY WAIFU”
Imagine the ship wars.
“Thine OTP wallows with the swine.”
“Fie, fie I say upon your wretched pairing!”
“A plague on both your ships!”